a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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