Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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