It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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