He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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