My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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