My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
