In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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