I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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