Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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