dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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