I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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