Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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