ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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