All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Randomize
