Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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