he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You dont lie about slip and slides
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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