You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
