Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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