One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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