Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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