everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
barbara walters just said penis...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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