I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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