office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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