I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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