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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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