wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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