I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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