You're my little dorito
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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