the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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