This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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