sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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