C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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