This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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