FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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