no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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