Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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