Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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