Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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