I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
