So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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