I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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