Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Houston, we have a blender
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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