I'm going to jail i love you
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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