how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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