So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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