But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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