How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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