He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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