Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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