I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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