wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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