i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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