Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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