you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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