They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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