I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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